Quotes from the Movie Arthur (1981)

A real woman could stop you from drinking.

Susan

You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

Arthur

All I can tell you is, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.

Arthur

Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

Hobson

Yes, imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be. Get dressed.

Hobson

I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.

Arthur

If you and your undershirt will walk two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.

Hobson

Yes, I see no reason for prolonging this conversation, unless you're planning to knock over a fruit stand later in the evening.

Hobson

Why don't you forget the moose for a moment!

Burt Johnson

They recently had the whole country carpeted. This is *not* a big place.

Arthur

I've never taken care of anybody. Everybody's always taken care of me. But if you got sick, or anything, I'd take care of you.

Arthur

Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets.

Arthur

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have? Don't you wish you were me? I know I do.

Arthur

He gets all that money. Pays his family back by... by... by bein' a stinkin' drunk. It's enough ta make ya sick.

Executive

Hobson, do you know the worst part, the WORST part of being me?

Arthur